SKY GAWKER: Joel Family Beach House

Don"t Be a Moron!

Please DO NOT get yourself arrested for trespassing!! This blog is intended to be fun, of course, and I would hate for you to be a moron!! If you try to visit any of these places, the only autograph you will get will be the Judge's the warrant they give you. You might also get to spend a little time down at the Lynwood Hilton with Paris. The folks who own these houses have state of the art security systems, foot patrols by private security firms (rent a cops) and even personal bodyguards. Plus most of these houses are behind gates so you can't see anything other than a big fence, anyhow! By all means exercise some good judgement and leave these folks alone. Get your real estate porn fix right here with the Sky Gawker!